...... AD ANDREA BIAVARDI, DIRECTOR OF THE MONTH 'FOR MEN MAGAZINE'
I confess.
I succumbed to the temptation to buy the new men's magazine 'For men magazine'.
Besides, how could I resist the fascinating topics announced by the cover (which, incidentally, portrays a man with a face like a dick and a white terry towel that does so much 'cool by dressing')? At least four
memorable titles:
'Falle say enough tonight!'
'Rich by Easter: 15 great ideas'
'trick: eat twice halves'
'Quit smoking and flights to the Caribbean'.
I do not want to disappoint the gifted director Andrew Biavardi, but to say 'enough' to a woman you already own all excellent as usually we have had enough after the first three minutes.
Your challenge is to make her say 'YET!' to the limit.
Think about, for the next issue.
regard to the slogan 'rich by Easter' Well, Mr. Biavardi if he wants to do things properly, in the next issue also attach two nice gadgets: hood and wrench.
the promise 'Eat two and become the middle', however, they also tend to believe.
should see half of it.
If I eat twice, Mr. Biavardi, I get the exact middle of the Parthenon, in fact.
Finally, also on the cover depicts the word 'Quit smoking and flights to the Caribbean'.
Look sir, I have never known someone who has stopped smoking and who went on a tropical island to celebrate. On the other hand I
heard a lot of people who start smoking illegal substances and he made some trips without even leaving the house, she even imagines.
But this is only the beginning.
A is an illusion that the worst is already all over the cover but no, the best is inside!
On page 52 there is a compelling and informative service with photos editorial on 'how to unfasten the bra' which takes account of the various models (classic, seductive, sports ...).
Apart from the intelligence service itself, I would like the council to quickly undo the sports model, which is: 'If you give us a spirit is cut with scissors!'.
Biavardi, I assure you that I am a woman very funny, but if a man who may have known little, in a moment of intimacy draws me out from his pocket a pair of scissors, at least I think it's the monster in Milwaukee and at best the kicked balls in the month after the person in question moves from her Donna Moderna Magazine For Men.
On page 50 onwards, you tap the top thanks to a service that addresses the difficult question: 'If your pet iguana tries with your wife'.
The article argues that there are several cases of sexual harassment against women of iguana with the cycle. Look
Mr. Biavardi, she has never seen a woman with a cycle?
follow me sir, do not speak unadonna of riding the scooter.
talking about women in those days there. Here look, I have those days in the wax It's cousin and the friendliness of Godzilla, I would approach to within a hundred yards you will include a velociraptor iguana.
And finally, the apotheosis itself: the test 'you are a stallion or a duffer?'.
applications are among the funniest things I've ever read in my life.
In practice you are deemed a stallion if you answer yes to questions like this:
'Did you ever do with a woman and shortly after, with her roommate?'
'A lot of times! At the nursing home 'Domus Mariae'.
O 'To be called by a woman asking if you can come to you at nine o'clock in the morning? '
Yeah sure, by a representative of Elf.
I will stop here.
Women, console ourselves: we unavolta month we will have our own things well, but they have once a month for Men Magazine at newsstands. Mica
know 'who's worse!
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